Your birthday is back! Steal a funny happy birthday quote to set just the right tone for the next year of your life.
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~John P. Grier
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
~John Glenn
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~Larry Lorenzoni
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~George Harrison
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake and not worry about the weight.
~Anonymous
Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
~Cora Harvey Armstrong
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
~Doug Coupland
As long as there are birthday gifts, I don’t mind celebrating my birthdays everyday.
~Anonymous
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
~Pablo Picasso
Let them eat cake.
~Marie Antoinette
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is eleven.
~Dave Barry
I have been 25 since I was 25.
~Anonymous
It takes a long time to grow young.
~Pablo Picasso
I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way, by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else….I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
~Mark Twain
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
~Jane Wagner
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
~Bette Midler
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
~Robert Frost
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
~Jack Benny
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
~Arnold Bennett
I’m getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it’s somebody’s birthday. What is the big deal? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every year, over and over … All you did was not die for twelve months.
~Jerry Seinfield
Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
~Oscar Wilde
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
~Voltaire
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~Charles Schulz
Getting old ain’t for sissies.
~Bette Davis
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
~Anonymous
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen
~Mark Twain
From birth to eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
~Sophie Tucker